The Dumbest Coin on Solana!
So dumb, it’s smarter than a dog eating your
homework!
Get updates dumber than a ketchup-mustard fight!
Too dumb to pay Ethereum gas fees! Dumber than swapping a van for a moped!
“1234”! Tried “password” but forgot how to spell!
It rides a briefcase of dreams to the moon! No skis needed!
Solana’s quicker than a turbo laxative! Dumber but faster!
“Mock... yeah! Ing... yeah! Bird... yeah!” Sung while trading for dog treats!
It’s dumber than snowballs in a desert, but it’ll laugh you to the bank!
The stupidest token on sulana salana! So dumb, it’s genius. Transactions so fast and
cheap, even a dog could afford ‘em. Join the dumbest community in crypto!